Devious Journal Entry

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HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[]You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. German, French, Japanese, Spanish
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[x] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.  
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of the U.S. more than 3 times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
YOUR AGE: 25

Huh...I expected to get higher than that for some reason [xD]
There are a few things on here that I've never DONE, but could probably figure out very easily...IF I enclude them in...I'm still only 27
Why is it that politics is a rating of age? Or is it true that older people really enjoy politics?
Eh, I dunno...[xD]
Well, this was an effective way to get out of doing school [xD]
That should minus an age year, right? [xD]
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